My false teeth fell out in the soup, how can i get them out pleaseeeeeeee help?

Wait, everyone....let%26#039;s carefully analyze this dilemma before jumping to conclusions. This inquiry brings many questions to mind. First of all, how did it happen? Were you eating hot soup which caused your gums to swell thereby forcing the teeth from your mouth? If that is the case, then most definitely leave them there until both the soup and your gums have cooled enough to safely remove the teeth from the soup with a spoon and replace them into your mouth. (Make sure to clean them first.) Secondly, what kind of soup are we talking about? Is it relatively thin such as french onion soup or chunky like chili? In the first case, the proper tool would most likely be a fork so that the liquid drains as the teeth are removed making them easier to clean and return to your mouth. But if we%26#039;re dealing with a chunky variety, tongs are your best friend. Another very important consideration is your environment. Are you at home or at a fancy French restaurant? If you are at home, then any of the aforementioned methods are perfectly acceptable. But the restaurant requires discretion. Quietly summon the Maitre d%26#039; and explain the problem. If you are still unable to speak because your gums are swelled, have your horrified dinner companion relay the information for you. Ask the Maitre d%26#039; to take the bowl of soup to the kitchen, retrieve the missing molars and return them to you in a covered dish. At this point, you can tuck the dentures into a pocket or in your hand (be sure to use a napkin), excuse yourself from the table, walk to the restroom and attend to the problem at hand...assuming the swelling is gone by now. Rinse the teeth in the sink (not in the toilet) before replacing them into your mouth...and Voila! You%26#039;re ready to rock! If none of these suggestions work for you, dial 9-1-1 and ask for the nice men white coats who will promptly escort you to a padded room...for your own protection.

My false teeth fell out in the soup, how can i get them out pleaseeeeeeee help?
with a soup spoon.
Reply:with these two really cool things called umm wait lemme think ummm uhhhh i think there called... oh ya: your hands%26amp;fingers :)
Reply:a fork
Reply:Wait until you take a S??T and then pick them out of the toilet!!!


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Reply:Since this has to be a joke, I suggest you leave them there, since you don%26#039;t know to take them out of your soup.
Reply:get new teeth
Reply:how hot is the soup?
Reply:Use tongs....



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